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Send me the names of 3 men and I’ll tell you who I want as my 

  • Husband
  • Bestfriend
  • Brother

spoken-not-written:

THE CUTEST THING IS WHEN SOMEONE CAN’T STOP SMILING LIKE THEY SMILE THEN THEY TRY TO NOT SMILE THEN THEY END UP SMILING MORE AND THEIR CHEEKS GO ALL CUTE AND SAPOIDSP[DOSADPSA[]PS[]DSAPD[]SAP

loregasmic:

thecakebar:

Chocolate Chip Cookie Peanut Butter S’mores Bars 

…could you repeat that? I couldn’t hear you over the sound of me shooting my fucking load.

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

pricelessgallery:

#GetTogether with a loved one and dine out with your MasterCard between now and 9/15 and you’ll help Stand Up To Cancer! 

Artwork by Henry Hargreaves

pricelessgallery:

#GetTogether with a loved one and dine out with your MasterCard between now and 9/15 and you’ll help Stand Up To Cancer! 

Artwork by Henry Hargreaves

massiv3:

so when are we gonna stop pretending beer tastes good

nonstopkarma:

DIS BITCH GON’ STARVE CUZ IM GAY AS FUCK

nonstopkarma:

DIS BITCH GON’ STARVE CUZ IM GAY AS FUCK

41st:

i feel bad for 5’11 boys like u were so close. u almost made it.

born-t0-lose:

Pierce The Veil - Stained Glass Eyes And Colorful Tears

born-t0-lose:

Pierce The Veil - Stained Glass Eyes And Colorful Tears